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| » THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS! |
| A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pou ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 3052 times |
| » Ernie the Hamster |
| If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!
Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 1144 times |
| » Loving Wife |
| I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned d ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 723 times |
| » Boy Sees Elephant |
| Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thin ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 747 times |
| » Robbed |
| How do you know if you have been robbed by a mexican? Your dog is pregnant and your bike is gone
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| Added on : 27-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Susan |
Viewed : 634 times |
| » THE TALKING PARROTS |
| A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 1492 times |
| » BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS |
| In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 1138 times |
| » The Secret Diary of a Cat |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 995 times |
| » Baby Turtle |
| A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 1081 times |
| » Signs your cow has mad-cow disease. |
| Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 890 times |
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